The Official Stroke: The Industry from the Inside http://www.theofficialstroke.com Adult Video Network Blog Thu, 31 Jul 2008 23:59:25 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.1 en The Sharp, The Blunt & The Foul http://www.theofficialstroke.com/151/the-sharp-the-blunt-the-foul-4/ http://www.theofficialstroke.com/151/the-sharp-the-blunt-the-foul-4/#comments Thu, 31 Jul 2008 23:57:44 +0000 Pete Warren http://www.theofficialstroke.com/151/the-sharp-the-blunt-the-foul-4/ It seems to us that the titles of porn movies by and large strive to meet one of the above three criteria. Here are the most shining examples of each we could dig up this week (click the box cover to read the review):

SHARP

Who Needs a Soul Mate, Give Me a Hole Mate
Lethal Hardcore/Pulse

BLUNT

Trannie From Poland
Miss T Production/Valley Pro Video

FOUL

Backwash Babes
Excessive Entertainment/VCA Pictures

]]> http://www.theofficialstroke.com/151/the-sharp-the-blunt-the-foul-4/feed/ Movie night… http://www.theofficialstroke.com/136/movie-night/ http://www.theofficialstroke.com/136/movie-night/#comments Wed, 30 Jul 2008 19:15:14 +0000 Cadence http://www.theofficialstroke.com/136/movie-night/ Staying at home tonight???  We are, and what better way to spend a sexy evening at home than with a hot movie.  This week it’s my choice and I want to see a litte more of that hottie Stormy Daniels.  I picked up Operation Desert Stormy.  What is your favorite Stormy movie??? Or better yet who do you think is the hottest star???

If your not sure and you want to meet them all, you should go to the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo in Vegas.  We went last year and had a blast.  We didn’t get much sleep and came back EXHAUSTED!  And of course we are already planning for next year.  The show is Jan 8-11th.  It is sensory overload in a good way!

Hmmm… Maybe I will stop by the Hollywood Hustler store on my way home from work and pick up a spare movie!  Lucky for me they are just down the street!

Licks’ n Kiss - Cadence

]]> http://www.theofficialstroke.com/136/movie-night/feed/ Seen/Heard http://www.theofficialstroke.com/149/seenheard-3/ http://www.theofficialstroke.com/149/seenheard-3/#comments Wed, 30 Jul 2008 01:11:44 +0000 Pete Warren http://www.theofficialstroke.com/149/seenheard-3/ A Joke From Matt Zane

“A wife tells her husband, ‘A bull can fuck 3,000 times a year. Why can’t you?’ The husband says, ‘Ask the bull if he has to fuck the same cow every time.”

— Randomly sent as a text message.

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]]> http://www.theofficialstroke.com/149/seenheard-3/feed/ What’s up for the weekend??? http://www.theofficialstroke.com/148/whats-up-for-the-weekend/ http://www.theofficialstroke.com/148/whats-up-for-the-weekend/#comments Sat, 26 Jul 2008 06:01:17 +0000 Cadence http://www.theofficialstroke.com/148/whats-up-for-the-weekend/ We are looking for something fun to do for the weekend!  Anyone out there have any ideas????  We found some interesting stuff on The Floating World.  We are trying to decide between a strip club or one of the parties listed on float.  Some real input would be nice!

What’s your favorite club???  Are there any must see dancers??? WE NEED SOME ENTERTAINMENT!

 Anyone????

Licks n kisses!

Cadence

]]> http://www.theofficialstroke.com/148/whats-up-for-the-weekend/feed/ The Sharp, The Blunt & The Foul http://www.theofficialstroke.com/147/the-sharp-the-blunt-the-foul-3/ http://www.theofficialstroke.com/147/the-sharp-the-blunt-the-foul-3/#comments Fri, 25 Jul 2008 22:44:41 +0000 Pete Warren http://www.theofficialstroke.com/147/the-sharp-the-blunt-the-foul-3/ It seems to us that the titles of porn movies by and large strive to meet one of the above three criteria. Here are the most shining examples of each we could dig up this week (click the box cover to read the review):

SHARP

Get That Black Pussy You Big Dick White Bastard Mutha Fucka
Powersville/JM Productions

BLUNT

MILFs Who Love Black Cock
Digital Sin

FOUL

Smells Like Ass
Back End Productions

]]> http://www.theofficialstroke.com/147/the-sharp-the-blunt-the-foul-3/feed/ Wet Wednesday… or sex in the shower… http://www.theofficialstroke.com/146/wet-wednesday-or-sex-in-the-shower/ http://www.theofficialstroke.com/146/wet-wednesday-or-sex-in-the-shower/#comments Thu, 24 Jul 2008 04:30:15 +0000 Cadence http://www.theofficialstroke.com/146/wet-wednesday-or-sex-in-the-shower/ Anyone out there like sex in the shower????

Me too… most of the time… I just finished my nightly walk and came home sweaty thinking a shower was just what I needed.  The thought of that hot water sliding down my body got me through those last few blocks to home.  Yes, some showers just feel better than others.  I was totally enjoying my citrus body soap and my muscles were just relaxing when I started wishing I had a bigger shower with a seat and a pulsating shower head.  Or just my guy naked!

And that got me thinking that if we had a bigger shower we could have sex in it… and that got me wondering about lube.  What kind of lube lasts in the shower???  I have tried lots of different lubes and I am still looking for that “perfect” water lube.  And guys, if you didn’t know this, there is nothing “wet” about water when you are having sex.  In fact, there is nothing that will make you want lube more than some underwater sex.

This got me thinking about a really wild power shower toy I saw at one of the AVN shows.  I can’t find the darn thing on line and I can’t remember the name of the company so if anyone out there knows please clue me in.  So of course that got me wondering what kind of fun shower toys are out there and I started cruising the AVN toy reviews and found The Bathroom Bondage Kit.  Who knew???

Why is that?  Does anyone out there know?  Why does this weird stuff go through my head?  I guess there are worse things than to have sex on your mind all the time.  LIKE NOT GETTING ANY!  Now that would suck!  Speaking of sucking… there is a naked man in my bed.

Gotta Go!

Licks n Kisses~

Cadence

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“She doesn’t eat any tacos.”

— José, a security guard at a Porn Valley smut shop, whilst examining the box for The Private Life of Angel Dark.

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]]> http://www.theofficialstroke.com/144/seenheard-2/feed/ Masturbation Monday… http://www.theofficialstroke.com/143/masturbation-monday-3/ http://www.theofficialstroke.com/143/masturbation-monday-3/#comments Mon, 21 Jul 2008 16:31:00 +0000 Cadence http://www.theofficialstroke.com/143/masturbation-monday-3/ With the house to myself this morning I couldn’t help but spend a few minutes with my fav vibe, the Hitachi Magic Wand & G-spotter/G-spotter Deluxe.  This is a high powered plug in powerhouse!  I didn’t want any fantasy, no foreplay, nothing but a hard and fast orgasm… or three!  And since I was alone I went back for seconds right before I walked out the door to work.  Sitting here now in my office thinking about it I can still feel that high throttle buzz on my clit.  True, it is always more fun when there is someone there to watch but if that isn’t an option, I still want a good start for the day.  When I have the time I like to slip in a good powerful vibe like the Impulse Penis Power Vibe by California Exotic Novelties.  They make some really great toys for both women and men!

Am I the only one out there that thinks Masturbation is fun???  What’s your favorite start for the day?  I REALLY do want to know!  Do you like it quick and dirty or do you want to take your time.  Do you want something inside or is the clit all that is important???

What other toys out there can deliver this kind of energy???  I would love to add to my collection!  Does anyone have any suggestions?CadenceMasturbation Monday Toys Fingers it doesn't matter Sex is good and pleasure is good for you.

]]> http://www.theofficialstroke.com/143/masturbation-monday-3/feed/ Freaky Friday??? What are you doing tonight? Anyone going to Friday @ LAX?? http://www.theofficialstroke.com/142/freaky-friday-what-are-you-doing-tonight-anyone-going-to-friday-lax/ http://www.theofficialstroke.com/142/freaky-friday-what-are-you-doing-tonight-anyone-going-to-friday-lax/#comments Sat, 19 Jul 2008 04:50:13 +0000 Cadence http://www.theofficialstroke.com/142/freaky-friday-what-are-you-doing-tonight-anyone-going-to-friday-lax/ Well, it is on a Friday night and we are asking ourselves what do we want to do. Yes, we are going out… but WHERE???? One of the best places to check out what is going on is The Floating World. From this list it looks like the place to be is Taylor Wane and Fridays @ LAX… We are in the mood for some hot dance music and it is always fun to hang out with the Porn world. I am so glad we stumbled on the Floating World! I have a great source of swing events that I will turn you on to in the weeks to come and it is great when you can mix that up with pure sex and dancing. That vibe (and I don’t mean the plastic or silicone one) just makes us tingle all over. Sex is in the air and we are taking some deep breaths!

If you’re into swinging instead of partying tonight you might want to check out Freedom Acres, also known as FA… It’s a great dive place out in Devore. It is a hit or miss place but the watching is ALWAYS good! This is a swing club that has been around a long time in LA and always manages to stay under the cop radar. Maybe because all the town officials belong to the club???

Anyway… we are out to party… look for us! Maybe next week we will stay in and see some movies… Tonight we are going out…

spank


Licks N Kisses! Cadence

]]> http://www.theofficialstroke.com/142/freaky-friday-what-are-you-doing-tonight-anyone-going-to-friday-lax/feed/ The Sharp, The Blunt & The Foul http://www.theofficialstroke.com/140/the-sharp-the-blunt-the-foul-2/ http://www.theofficialstroke.com/140/the-sharp-the-blunt-the-foul-2/#comments Fri, 18 Jul 2008 02:27:35 +0000 Pete Warren http://www.theofficialstroke.com/140/the-sharp-the-blunt-the-foul-2/ It seems to us that porn titles by and large strive to exemplify one of the above three criteria. Here are the most shining recent instances of each we could find this week (click the box cover to read the review):

SHARP

Strollin’ in the Colon
Hustler Video
 
BLUNT

Great Big Boobies
New Sensations
 
FOUL
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Human Toilet Bowls
Incredible Digital

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