March 14: Steak and Blow Job Day!

Steak and Blow Job Day is simply the greatest holiday of the year, it even has it’s own website, SteakandBJDay.com.
Yep, really… better than Valentine’s Day (which I can’t help but agree with my friend calling it “the most patently manipulative holiday in the history of western civilization,” despite being madly in love myself); better than the financial and family-heavy burden of Christmas; even better than the green-beer laden St. Patrick’s Day that’s just around the corner.
Why is it so great? Because it combines two of my favorite things:
Steak: If you had to boil down my love of food to one item, it would be steak. There’s just something delectable about a perfectly cooked steak (that’s medium rare, rubbed in Lawry’s season salt and lemon pepper… so says this awesome steak lover in her ode to steak recipe here). Oh, bacon, I do love you so, but Bacon and Blow Job Day doesn’t sound as cool.
Blow Jobs: I really do love giving blow jobs. I love simply giving them; not just as a step to something more, or for any reason other than the sheer joy of watching a man’s eyes roll back into his head.
You see, for me, blow jobs are a close personal conversation with a penis; a conversation that can be quick and heated, or slow and sultry. I know you’ll be shocked to hear that I put my enthusiasm where my, um hmm, mouth (often) is, and teach blow job classes (online, locally, and across the US).
Sound like a great day to you, too? Then find your partner, and cook it up! Bonus points if you wear your official Steak and BJ Day t-shirt…
Don’t have a partner? Then you can celebrate my next favorite holiday, Hand Job and Salisbury Steak Day!
Happy suckin’…
~ Jenn











