Archive for March, 2008

March 14: Steak and Blow Job Day!

Steak and Blow Job Day rules!

Steak and Blow Job Day is simply the greatest holiday of the year, it even has it’s own website, SteakandBJDay.com.

Yep, really… better than Valentine’s Day (which I can’t help but agree with my friend calling it “the most patently manipulative holiday in the history of western civilization,” despite being madly in love myself); better than the financial and family-heavy burden of Christmas; even better than the green-beer laden St. Patrick’s Day that’s just around the corner.

Why is it so great? Because it combines two of my favorite things:

Steak: If you had to boil down my love of food to one item, it would be steak. There’s just something delectable about a perfectly cooked steak (that’s medium rare, rubbed in Lawry’s season salt and lemon pepper… so says this awesome steak lover in her ode to steak recipe here). Oh, bacon, I do love you so, but Bacon and Blow Job Day doesn’t sound as cool.

Blow Jobs: I really do love giving blow jobs. I love simply giving them; not just as a step to something more, or for any reason other than the sheer joy of watching a man’s eyes roll back into his head.

You see, for me, blow jobs are a close personal conversation with a penis; a conversation that can be quick and heated, or slow and sultry. I know you’ll be shocked to hear that I put my enthusiasm where my, um hmm, mouth (often) is, and teach blow job classes (online, locally, and across the US).

Sound like a great day to you, too? Then find your partner, and cook it up! Bonus points if you wear your official Steak and BJ Day t-shirt

Don’t have a partner? Then you can celebrate my next favorite holiday, Hand Job and Salisbury Steak Day!

Happy suckin’…

~ Jenn

Wild Wednesday… the search for new toys!

Wild Wednesday… the search for toys

 

It is Wednesday and since we are in a strange town we thought we would go check out a local swing club and get some strange!  I will let you know how it goes tomorrow!

 

We have been wandering around a very artsy village for the last couple of days.  There is a ton of art glass which makes me think of all the glass toys on the market.  Which ones are the best? 

 

Xhale Enterprises, LL has caught my eye and a few other places of interest.  Their toys are really amazing.  The new UV glow toys are beautiful and come in every shape and size to stimulate every inch of your pretty parts.

 

Looking through their website I stumbled upon the Mister Twister.  I HAVE to have one for my boy toy!  And I am going to get a Gold Twist for myself!  It turns out that hottie Lux Kassidy has joined forces with XHALE Glass. 

 

Here is some info I found on their web site.

 

XHALE GLASS JOINS FORCES WITH LUX KASSIDY TO START OFF THE NEW YEAR WITH A BANG

Scottsdale, AZ- Xhale Glass, the leading American manufacturer of “boutique” quality glass adult toys and novelties was very pleased to have Lux Kassidy join the company this year as the official spokes model for the AVN Expo on January 9-12.Being a fashion model and a relatively fresh face to the adult industry, Lux Kassidy has quite a resume under her belt.? Most notably, Lux has recently featured in several Vivid videos, as well as taken the print magazine industry by storm…from the covers and pages of Hustler, Penthouse and Club magazines just to name a few.“We are going on our fifth year of business…” states Adam Burns, President and CEO of Xhale Glass…”we’ve built and maintained a very high end and respected brand name in the adult toy industry…and we are all thrilled to have Lux Kassidy as part of the Xhale family.?It’s rare to find such a beautiful woman who has not been tainted by our industry…I think Lux and Xhale are a perfect match for one another and we very much look forward to our future endeavors.”Till tomorrow…

 

Licks N Kisses,

 

Cadence

Masturbation Monday and no toys in the house…

It is masturbation Monday and I woke up in a twist…  It’s hard to think up new games when staying with the grandparents.  This is a “motor free” week so I had to do it the old fashioned way. 

It seemed a little creepy at first until I put myself in the zone where if I made one tiny noise I could hear a little voice that said I was bad and I had to stop and give myself a little pinch.  Then I allowed myself to start again.  This line of thinking got me so hot and crazy it didn’t take me long to cum! 

How did you start your week??

Licks n Kisses,

Cadence