I was on Yahoo today and saw a link for what men really want for Valentine’s Day.  OMG!  Who are these guys?  Who wrote that nonsense?  They want a steak?  Give me a BREAK!  They WANT a blow job, they WANT balls to the wall sex!

And why not give it to them!  Most men would be bowled over if you took the time to make dinner and give them a hot sexy night.  It’s been a long standing tradition for men to be in charge of the romance for Valentine’s Day so it’s time to turn the tables. 

If you don’t have a clue how to go about it, AVN does.  I found a ton of links at AVN.com including an open house at World Modeling.  I don’t know about your man, but mine would be STOKED if I took him to meet a bunch of hotties on V-Day and then took him home and whispered naughty things I’d like to do with them in his ear.

Licks n Kisses (that’s what he is getting for V-day)

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I was checking out some past winners of the Kimmy Awards and saw there were a couple of toys from Fun Factory that won.  Well Fun Factory lives up to it’s name!  I got my honey to but me a Laya Spot and now I don’t leave home without it! 

It’s small and shaped to cup you with a powerful motor that doesn’t quit!  It has several different “go modes” for whatever makes you throb.  If your looking for some portable fun on your long drive to work this toy is WORTH the investment!  Watch out in traffic though! I don’t know how you would explain THAT kind of accident to your insurance company!

Licks N Kisses!

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Well it is Masturbation Monday again!  Of course I popped off with my Hitachi Magic Wand this morning!  It’s tonight that should be interesting.  My sweetie was away for the weekend so think it’s time for some mutual masturbation.  I really like to watch him while he strokes himself!  If you girls haven’t tried it you should!  It is THE best way to pick up on tips of what he likes without having to put it into words!  No toys tonight unless you count his left hand and my right!  I do want a new toy for Valentine’s Day if anyone out there has any suggestions!

 Licks n Kisses!

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Jenna Jameson recently told Life and Style magazine that she’s planning a Valentine’s trip with her boyfriend, TFC fighter Tito Ortiz.

“We’re going to Fiji. We’re gonna get naked and just run in the surf and try to have a baby.”

This isn’t news to us here in porn land… she’s been talking about (and trying to) conceive for years. Timing seems right for it too, just after her announcement at the AVN Awards show that she’s done making porn.

Four years ago, she appeared on Anderson Cooper 360 and said that when it was time for her to have a child, she’d stop making porn.

“And it’s certainly not because I feel ashamed of being a porn star, but I think it’s because I want to focus 100 percent of my time on my child, and I want to be able to tell my child that once they came along, that mommy was no longer a porn star.”

After more than a decade sharing her body and life with the porn (and mainstream!) world, it’s about time Jenna has her life back to herself. She’s done everything she’s set out to do—and become a household name in the process when few thought that possible.

If all of us could make our goals into reality like she has, the world would be a sexier place!

Have fun in Fiji for me, Jenna… !

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Look out, sperm, there’s a new device in town that could keep you at bay!

It’s a radio-controlled implant being tested in Australia that goes inside the man’s vas deferens, blocking sperm from making the trek from the testicles to the penis. The implant is small enough that it can be inserted with a hypodermic needle (my emotional penis says ooooch!).

Needles aside—this product would enable men, for the first time, to have internal, non-permanent birth control. The device could theatrically clock up and remain shut, say scientists, making a man infertile, so they’re proposing this device be used first on men who are about to have a full vasectomy anyway, just in case.

One thing’s for sure, it’s a good thing the doctor will carry the remote—unlike my remote-controlled vibrator, this remote isn’t one to fuck around with.

[Link: NewScientist.com]

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