Sex is good and pleasure is good for you. Laughter is the best medicine. OK… so let’s mix it up some and talk about wonderful sex stuff that makes you laugh.

My partner came home from a “straight shoot” aka a vanilla filming with a toy. Not just ANY toy but a vibrator that looks like a green inch (7″) worm! It was from a pilot that was filming about… well I can’t tell but it is usually brown and everyone walks on it and the stars name is something sexual like cocks. If your a TV buff you will probably figure it out.

Anyway… This green inch worm had me rolling on the floor when I saw it. It is German made and I wish I knew what company made it because I would buy more of their stuff! I am thinking it might be from Fun Factory but I can’t be sure. OMG! The motor on this baby ROCKS! The material is some sort of velvety feeling rubber and I am pretty sure my partner never wishes he brought it home. It goes with us everywhere. Not only does it make me cum, it makes me laugh whenever I look at it’s cute little face. What more can a girl ask for except lithium batteries? Ok, maybe someone to watch me use it… it’s always more fun with 2… or 3. If you like toys you should check out the Toy Awards also known as the Kimmy Awards on the AVN site. It is a GREAT resource for what is more bang for your buck!

I would really like more info on this toy if anyone out there knows what I am talking about. I am sure I saw this company at the Adult Entertainment Expo but I can’t find a card for the life of me.

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Since I myself am to burnt out after the weekend activities to pleasure myself, I thought I would talk about hand jobs.  Personally I think that a guy gives himself a MUCH better hand job than his partner does.  I come to this decision because I really like to watch guys masturbate and several times have put my hand over my partners just to see if I could feel what he was doing and what he liked best.  I have gathered a few silent pointers while doing this and logged them away for future adventures.  Every guy that I have ever watched has had some trigger, be it mental or physical that makes it better when he does it for himself than I could ever do for him.  This is not a problem for me, as I said, I like to watch.

There is something so hot about watching a guy performing a solo act just for ME.  He is showing me something he would NEVER talk to his buddies about and would never discuss with his date.  I have never quite figured out why men are so comfortable doing this for me, but it works… for both of us.   Part of the attraction of watching is also hearing that wet slurp of the lube as he and his best friend or stranger (right or left hand) caresses his cock with the knowledge of EXACTLY what he wants when he wants it.  Sometimes I like to just watch and listen… sometimes I like to whisper really dirty shit just to see if I can wind the guy up.  Hmmm… maybe I should go into phone sex… it could be a really good second living.

Anyway… back to the point.  Watching a guy I like masturbate is a huge turn on for me.  Are there any other women out there like me???  Do most men like women to watch???  These are things only you can answer, so let me know what you think!

Licks n kisses and watchful eyes!

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Starting with the good ol’ FUFMe.com’s remote sex solution (the domain is no longer, but it’s archived here) to the always amusing build-your-own-gerbiling-toy from RealHamster.com, spoof sites make my day.

But now, ladies, there’s a site for us girls! PornforGirlsbyGirls.com has it all… from girl-OFF-girl action to videos of men doing hot things like buttoning wedding dresses and giving finger massages!

Or not.

But it made me smile, anyway. For an extra serving of humor, poke around their other sites like PoorMatch.com and CrackBook.com…

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Well after this weekend of complete sexual debauchery and craziness I find myself on Monday with a quandary.  It’s Masturbation Monday, I made a New Year’s Resolution and I am just too wiped to want to.  I guess I can take one Monday of and give you a few more highlights into the weekend and YOU can masturbate to it!  That seems fair to me!

It’s sensory overload.  How can you explain it if you have never been there.  Thousands of people all gathered in one big convention hall all thinking about sex.  It vibrates through the air like everyone is holding up a dildo at the end of a concert instead of a bic lighter.  It’s crazy and funny and beautiful.  It’s all about sex feels good and feeling good is good for you.  So imagine your favorite Star and make yourself feel good.  When you done let me know ALL about it!

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Ok, so imagine thousands of fans and hundreds of Porn Stars and Porn Star hopefuls gathered in one spot all day working… then they are released to party.  OMG!

There was a mechanical bull that the hotties have been riding and posing on all every day wearing the least amount legal.  That was pretty entertaining at times!

Matt Zane hung around all day LITERALLY, from 4 hooks in his back.  YIKES!
He didn’t really swing around much, then again I am not sure I could watch that.  He just hung around talking to his people for like FIVE HOURS!  I guess whatever tweaks your meeter is always good for someone…

Also out in front of everything but not as much so as the mech bull is Abby Winters who had a “field” it’s fake grass of babes doing yoga together in the mornings.  Wish I could have joined them.  I could use a session to work out all the kinks.Girlfriends films who had a big screen showing the girls doing girls which of course is always a treat.   At least for bi-sexual women like myself and about a million guys!

I was talking to Pix and she said her favorite moment was outside the halls.  A  comment form a woman who was in town for her son’s wedding said “Oh, a porn convention? I saw some girls in the hotel yesterday dressed a bit inappropriately!”  Pix thought  she sounded a bit miffed.  Pix told her that they couldn’t be for our convention cause our girls are dressed 100% appropriately considering.  I don’t think she understood.  However, in here they really are dressed perfectly!  I laughed my ass off!  I think they look just right!

I’m heading out for a handful of advil and a beer… and NAP!

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Vivid has announced a very naughty theme for their Post Awards partyat the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas!  The party is going to be held in the Body English nightclub in the hotel.  Brush of your Sunday Best or your Catholic School Girl Uniform and let’s PARTY!

The after parties on the AVN AWARDS weekend are pure wickedness!  The Porn stars party down with their fans like ME!!!!  This will be my 4th year at the awards and I just can’t wait!  Last year Rebecca Love actually asked if I wanted to go with her to a party!  She was so totally hot!  I got a ton of autographed pics and lots of the girls actually posed with me and my guy.  Everyone is so nice!  If you have not been it is SO worth the ticket!

See ya there!  I’ll be the one in the Catholic School Girl Uniform!

Licks N Kisses!

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Who is this darlin little vixen?

This beautiful woman donated her long dark pretty hair to locks of love and is debuting her “new look” here at the AVN Awards.  She is such a tiny thing and all hugs and kisses with AVN “keeper of the photos” who we will refer to as Pix who was kind enough to forward this one to me for my collection.  It took me a minute to realize who she is with those short tresses, then I looked at those beautiful ummm eyes and realized it was Shy Love.  OMG!  This is even better than watching all those hotties ride the mechanical bull all day!!!!  Hope your here getting to see the same stuff I am, but if not, keep watching the blog and I will try and keep you up to date!

Licks n Kisses,

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For those of you that missed the Wicked Party I thought I would give you a taste!

If you want to see some other really great Pix from the party just click!  The party was ripe with anticipation of the events to come.  Everyone was in the mood to ramp it up a notch.  The atmosphere was full of sex and tension in all the good ways.  The air was so thick with you I almost came on the dance floor. (Shiver)  The drinks flowed and the party was amazing!  And OMG this is was just the start of it.  I don’t know how I am going to last the evening!  I can’t wait for the AVN Awards tonight!  It’s probably WAY to late if you don’t already have tickets but you should check it out just in case!

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I must have been out of the loop for too long because I SWEAR there used to be a Best Blow Job Scene. My dentist and I would discuss it at (cough) length. Not only because he has the biggest cock I have ever personally seen which is really saying something, but because at past awards I have heard the hotties thanking their dentists for winning this award. (TMJ thereapy is priceless)

It seems to me that this would be a fierce competition! How many girls would LOVE to brag that they won the BEST BLOW JOB. This would be a coveted title! Guys would be flooding your email, jamming your voice mail and writing letters of promised devotion.

I do happen to know the woman who gives the best blow job on earth. She was taught by a MAJOR “Outlaw” country singer who is now since gone but left the secret with her. Being my best friend she of course taught me. I am pretty sure if there was a world “Blow Me” event that she would win hands down but wouldn’t I love to be a fly on the wall watching that competition!

So if you could come up with 3 categories for the AVN to add to the list of awards… what would they be????

Inquiring minds want to know!

Licks n Kisses!

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AVN has come up with ALMOST every award you can think of. A BLINDING error of omission is The Toy Award! All of my favorite movies have at least ONE toy in them. And think of all the manufacturers that dream up all the splendid things to tickle your fantasies.

I of course, being the slut that I am, would happily sign up to be a judge! I know about the Kimmy Awards but I really think the Porn Industry should show some tribute to the Prop Department! From the classics like The Rabbit to the killer new OhMiBod these good vibrations keep everyone happy!

Stand up and vote! Yes we want a Toy Award!

Licks n Kisses,

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