Good MORNING!  Another good start to my week.  Wake up and masturbate people!  I swear it gets your motor started and helps rev you up for the day!  I started my day once again with my Hitachi Magic Wand because it has the power to get the job done.  I imagined a nice subby boy at my feet just waiting to lick up the cream I was making.  Mmmmm….. gives me the shivers and one POWERFUL orgasm!

2008 looks like it is going to be an Erotic Year!  I am going to start mine in Vegas at the Adult Entertainment Expo Jan 9-12!  Be sure to look for me there!  There are going to be a lot of Hotties like Carmen Hart there to sign photos and take pics with so don’t forget your camera and Sharpie!  There will be lots of great vendors too for all the toys you didn’t get for Christmas.

I am starting my countdown to the new year and I want to hear back how your starting YOUR week! 

Licks n Kisses!

Cadence

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Izzy Sinclair “The Naughty Housewife” won the Santa Baby Contest! I know what Santa was thinking when he voted for her! He wanted to be the candy cane! That picture of her tells the story! Check her out at Santa Baby Contest and I know you will agree that she is one Naughty Helper! Or maybe I am just a sucker for red heads!

I bet William was glad he voted since he won the Santa’s Goodie Bag! I can’t wait for the Valentines contest. I can think of a lot of things that are heart shaped when your naked!

Licks n kisses!

Cadence

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Only if your on Santa’s Naughty Girl list! What better gift to get than the one that keeps you cumming! A vibrator for Christmas????

Oh Santa Baby… I’ve been a very bad girl this year!

What does your bad girl want in her holiday stocking??? I want a “Jessie’s Teaser Bunny” and a vibrating double dong!

And Shane’s World has “his & hers” simulators and there are glow in the dark toys and… geezzzz
Maybe I need to add a FYN Rolling Toy Trunk to the list!

Throw in some stuff from The Screaming O and a set of Sport Sheets and I will be one happy girl!

Well you might want to toss in one of those stainless steel NJOY toys just for good measure! I’m not greedy Santa, I promise to SHARE!

I will be nice and naughty all year long!

Hurry Santa! I’m waiting!

Can you pick me out in the Santa Baby Contest????

Licks n kisses!

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Fantasy Diamond Bras? OMG… It’s 3.5 million for an A Cup! How much to cover my D+? I want just an hour with a REAL woman who has one of these bras. Not just a model but some woman who’s man actually bought her one of these! I think an hour is enough time to figure out how to get her to teach me how to give a better blow job, because she is obviously AMAZING!

Of course I could probably “bone up” on the subject by watching American Blow Job Queen 4 by Summer Haze’s production company New Porn Order. This series of BJ flicks have some of the BEST looking new comers as well as my favorite industry girls showing off their talents and secrets as they go for the Blow Job Queen title. And you can see all the action in HD! Hot Damn it’s High Definition!

I know you men out there drool over these girls, hell I do too. If it were me in that Diamond Bikini I would be worried if would rust if I got it wet! And how could you stop it from getting wet???? There is no girl on this planet that wouldn’t get moist wearing all that glitters! I wouldn’t mind seeing Gianna Lynn in one of those little numbers!

If you don’t believe me that these things are real you can check them out on the Trend Hunter’s website. I do like shiny objects but I think I will stick with good old silk and lace or even cotton so I can say “Rip it off baby!” and enjoy lingerie for what it is meant for!

The closest I am going to get to diamond lingerie is a diamond clit piercing!

Are diamonds not your thing or in your budget???? I don’t think I could spend 3/5 million dollars shopping at my favorite toy store Extreme Restraints but I would have a good time trying!

I do like to be EXTRA naughty around Christmas time! See if you can find me on Santa Baby! Can you guess who I am? Be sure to vote so I get something sparkling in my stocking!

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With Christmas just around the corner I thought I would look around the web for the best freebies and pass them on to all of you as my gift to YOU!

Hot Movies is giving away 15 Min of free time!

Discreet Desire is doing a buy one get one free and free shipping too!

Got Flix is giving you 14 DAYS of FREE ADULT DVD Rentals!

You could win 2 Free Tickets to the AVN Award just for VOTING for your favorite Hottie in the Santa Baby Contest! And don’t forget to check out the Adult Entertainment Expo coming up in January! This is where we ALL get to get up close and personal with our favorite Porn Stars!

If you help them by voting for your favorite SANTA BABY Hottie you could win the SANTA BABY Swag Bag, worth more than $200!

The SANTA BABY Swag Bag includes:

~ Red-hot Adult ToyBox from For Your Nymphomation
~ Elegant stainless steel njoy pure wand from njoy toys
~ Silky Do Not Disturb Kit from Sportsheets
~ Tasty Raspberry Vanilla Body Dust from Good Vibrations
~ Wet fun with a 4 oz. size H2O Water-Based Lubricant from Sliquid
~ And more!

They are going to select one winner at random from registered voters on December 22! Quick everyone there are only a few days left!

I did the work for you! Licks and kisses! Merry Christmas!

Cadence

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Who goes to the Adult Expo?  The answer is EVERYONE if you like porn!  I have been to several of these shows and The Adult Expo in Las Vegas is the bomb!  ALL the hot new talent is there!  The girls are so nice!   They will sign autographs and are willing to pose for pictures in my ever growing photo album!  It’s a lot of fun especially when I drag along some unsuspecting vanilla guy!  Having him watch me pose with my favorite hotties like Jenna Jameson and newcomers like Jenna Haze gets me way hotter than it does him and he is always off the charts!  Pick me out of the crowd and I might do something a little wild for you!

Licks n kisses!

Cadence

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I used to hate Monday! My New Year’s Resolution is to change the way I feel, so from now on I am going to start my week off right! That’s right, it’s going to be Masturbation Monday. But what fun would it be if I was the only one who knew about it? So every week I am going to “pop” and tell you how I got off and I want to hear what you did too. Please check it out and let me know how you started your week! Why wait until the end of the year though… I started today!

Monday - December 17. 2007

I got up a few minutes early and grabbed my favorite power vibe “The Magic Wand” and jump started my morning with a strong jolt right on my sweet spot. There is nothing like the power thrum of a plug in vibrator to open your eyes. I was so excited about the idea of finding a new way to get off every morning I came in about 20 seconds… and then again… and one more time just for fun. Mondays have a fresh new meaning… what about you?

Licks n kisses!

Cadence

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Ever the public servant, Maxim has published a list of the worst mainstream sex scenes of all time. If any of these eight movies is on your holiday wish list, you might want to reconsider lest you be psychologically scarred forever, as Maxim suggests. The bad-sex hall of shame includes Hollywood royalty like Jack Nicholson (The Shining), temptresses like Sharon Stone (Casino), extreme puppet action (Team America: World Police) and — of course — the notoriously notorious Bennifer in the notoriously bad Gigli. Clips of the scenes are available for your mortification.

As for us, we think we’ll stick with Maxim’s Girlfriends, like the wholesome treat above.

Images: Maxim, Maxim Girlfriends

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Things really are getting strange when artistic nudes are excised from a juried gallery show … in California! What’s up with that?

In fairness, the gallery was a public space in Modesto — not Chatsworth, L.A. or San Francisco — but still…. It seems the world is is more comfortable being confronted with images of carnage in Iraq and Omaha than with gazing upon something as innocuous as a woman’s breast.

After portions of their exhibits were removed because show-goers complained about the nudity, photographers David Schroeder, left, and Lee Bailey took down the “less offensive” remainder of their works, as well.

Image: Bart Ah You for the Modesto Bee

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With AT&T’s recent announcement that it is leaving the pay-phone biz, we’re wondering where poor Clark Kent will go to change clothes — especially with roving bands of naked Japanese women cramming themselves into the few remaining relics of a bygone era.

Images: MetaCafe

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