Anyone out there like sex in the shower????

Me too… most of the time… I just finished my nightly walk and came home sweaty thinking a shower was just what I needed.  The thought of that hot water sliding down my body got me through those last few blocks to home.  Yes, some showers just feel better than others.  I was totally enjoying my citrus body soap and my muscles were just relaxing when I started wishing I had a bigger shower with a seat and a pulsating shower head.  Or just my guy naked!

And that got me thinking that if we had a bigger shower we could have sex in it… and that got me wondering about lube.  What kind of lube lasts in the shower???  I have tried lots of different lubes and I am still looking for that “perfect” water lube.  And guys, if you didn’t know this, there is nothing “wet” about water when you are having sex.  In fact, there is nothing that will make you want lube more than some underwater sex.

This got me thinking about a really wild power shower toy I saw at one of the AVN shows.  I can’t find the darn thing on line and I can’t remember the name of the company so if anyone out there knows please clue me in.  So of course that got me wondering what kind of fun shower toys are out there and I started cruising the AVN toy reviews and found The Bathroom Bondage Kit.  Who knew???

Why is that?  Does anyone out there know?  Why does this weird stuff go through my head?  I guess there are worse things than to have sex on your mind all the time.  LIKE NOT GETTING ANY!  Now that would suck!  Speaking of sucking… there is a naked man in my bed.

Gotta Go!

Licks n Kisses~

Cadence

Share It

Steak and Blow Job Day is simply the greatest holiday of the year, it even has it’s own website, SteakandBJDay.com.

Yep, really… better than Valentine’s Day (which I can’t help but agree with my friend calling it “the most patently manipulative holiday in the history of western civilization,” despite being madly in love myself); better than the financial and family-heavy burden of Christmas; even better than the green-beer laden St. Patrick’s Day that’s just around the corner.

Why is it so great? Because it combines two of my favorite things:

Steak: If you had to boil down my love of food to one item, it would be steak. There’s just something delectable about a perfectly cooked steak (that’s medium rare, rubbed in Lawry’s season salt and lemon pepper… so says this awesome steak lover in her ode to steak recipe here). Oh, bacon, I do love you so, but Bacon and Blow Job Day doesn’t sound as cool.

Blow Jobs: I really do love giving blow jobs. I love simply giving them; not just as a step to something more, or for any reason other than the sheer joy of watching a man’s eyes roll back into his head.

You see, for me, blow jobs are a close personal conversation with a penis; a conversation that can be quick and heated, or slow and sultry. I know you’ll be shocked to hear that I put my enthusiasm where my, um hmm, mouth (often) is, and teach blow job classes (online, locally, and across the US).

Sound like a great day to you, too? Then find your partner, and cook it up! Bonus points if you wear your official Steak and BJ Day t-shirt…

Don’t have a partner? Then you can celebrate my next favorite holiday, Hand Job and Salisbury Steak Day!

Happy suckin’…

~ Jenn

Share It

Starting with the good ol’ FUFMe.com’s remote sex solution (the domain is no longer, but it’s archived here) to the always amusing build-your-own-gerbiling-toy from RealHamster.com, spoof sites make my day.

But now, ladies, there’s a site for us girls! PornforGirlsbyGirls.com has it all… from girl-OFF-girl action to videos of men doing hot things like buttoning wedding dresses and giving finger massages!

Or not.

But it made me smile, anyway. For an extra serving of humor, poke around their other sites like PoorMatch.com and CrackBook.com…

Share It

Holy cow of all embarrassments! We had some family in from out of town for the holidays with their chew monster of a dog. Yes, I think your getting the picture… well maybe not. I have this really great mouth gag shaped like a dog bone with leather straps that go around the subby’s head. How is it that this bowser found THAT toy in my MAJOR stash of toys?

If your wondering what something like that might look like, check out the Extreme Restraints Site. Mine is not exactly like that one but you get the idea. Imagine our faces as we looked at each other and our guests not willing to speak up as to what belongs to whom.

Merry Fricken Christmas an pass the Milk Bones. Oh well…. it made for quite a naughty session on how to keep your toys locked up and what happens when you don’t. If you can’t laugh about sex, life isn’t worth living!

Licks n Kisses!

Cadence

Share It

Ever the public servant, Maxim has published a list of the worst mainstream sex scenes of all time. If any of these eight movies is on your holiday wish list, you might want to reconsider lest you be psychologically scarred forever, as Maxim suggests. The bad-sex hall of shame includes Hollywood royalty like Jack Nicholson (The Shining), temptresses like Sharon Stone (Casino), extreme puppet action (Team America: World Police) and — of course — the notoriously notorious Bennifer in the notoriously bad Gigli. Clips of the scenes are available for your mortification.

As for us, we think we’ll stick with Maxim’s Girlfriends, like the wholesome treat above.

Images: Maxim, Maxim Girlfriends

Share It

With AT&T’s recent announcement that it is leaving the pay-phone biz, we’re wondering where poor Clark Kent will go to change clothes — especially with roving bands of naked Japanese women cramming themselves into the few remaining relics of a bygone era.

Images: MetaCafe

Share It

Perhaps someone is taking his or her “illegal-alien” antipathy to extremes, or maybe someone is engaging in a “big-dick” contest with extraterrestrials, but this larger-than-life boner on a stadium in Hazelton, Pa., caught the attention of Google Earth. It joins the ranks of other Google Earth discoveries previously enjoyed only by ET, like the British crop messages below. Not to be outdone, Yahoo! Maps uncovered a fat Russian cock (”хуй” is the Russian word for the appendage).

Images: Google Earth, Yahoo! Maps

Share It

Leave it to a British tabloid called Nuts to develop an intriguingly spicy recipe using Nintendo’s ultra-hot Wii gaming system as an ingredient: Combine one Wii with an assortment of buxom topless girls, coat liberally in oil, stir, videotape and post to the Web. Then sit back and enjoy as viewers try to guess what Wii game they’re playing.

Image: Nuts

Share It

An allegedly “lifesize” Michael Lau sculpture of photographer Terry Richardson’s erection welcomes visitors to a Diesel-curated exhibition of Richardson’s and Lau’s art a Hong Kong gallery. Richardson, an advocate of the so-called “snapshot aesthetic,” is known for his environmental and fashion photography, although his provocative artwork often is autobiographical and graphically sexual.

To us, this just looks like bragging.

Image: Hypebeast

Share It

Desperate housewife: A woman who reportedly broke into into Standford Hill prison on the Isle of Sheppey, Kent, in order to have sex with her incarcerated husband was discovered by a guard as she tried to leave. “She stood out because she was the only woman in an all-male jail,” a prison spokesman said. The husband has been sent to a higher-security facility; the wife was released without being charged.

But he prefers real girls — honest! A DeForest, Wisc. man was arrested for stealing a $270 talking blow-up doll and several of her inflatable pals from Naughty Novelties in the Madison suburb of Burke after surveillance cameras caught him smashing the store’s front door. When confronted 10 days after the heist, he confessed to being “drunk and stupid” at the time.

The skin game: Among the amazing revelations in Microtrends, a book by pollster Mark Penn, is that tattoos are in — way in. According to Penn, one in three Americans between the ages of 25 and 29 now sports body ink. More revealing: People making more than $75,000 a year are much more likely to be among the 30 million Americans with tattoos than members of lower-income groups.

Images: Ananova, SexToySex, BlueBlood

Share It