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Movie night…

Staying at home tonight???  We are, and what better way to spend a sexy evening at home than with a hot movie.  This week it’s my choice and I want to see a litte more of that hottie Stormy Daniels.  I picked up Operation Desert Stormy.  What is your favorite Stormy movie??? Or better yet who do you think is the hottest star???

If your not sure and you want to meet them all, you should go to the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo in Vegas.  We went last year and had a blast.  We didn’t get much sleep and came back EXHAUSTED!  And of course we are already planning for next year.  The show is Jan 8-11th.  It is sensory overload in a good way!

Hmmm… Maybe I will stop by the Hollywood Hustler store on my way home from work and pick up a spare movie!  Lucky for me they are just down the street!

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6.5 Million for a Bra??? Only if your the BJ Queen!

Fantasy Diamond Bras? OMG… It’s 3.5 million for an A Cup! How much to cover my D+? I want just an hour with a REAL woman who has one of these bras. Not just a model but some woman who’s man actually bought her one of these! I think an hour is enough time to figure out how to get her to teach me how to give a better blow job, because she is obviously AMAZING!Diamond Bra

Of course I could probably “bone up” on the subject by watching American Blow Job Queen 4 by Summer Haze’s production company New Porn Order. This series of BJ flicks have some of the BEST looking new comers as well as my favorite industry girls showing off their talents and secrets as they go for the Blow Job Queen title. And you can see all the action in HD! Hot Damn it’s High Definition!

I know you men out there drool over these girls, hell I do too. If it were me in that Diamond Bikini I would be worried if would rust if I got it wet! And how could you stop it from getting wet???? There is no girl on this planet that wouldn’t get moist wearing all that glitters! I wouldn’t mind seeing Gianna Lynn in one of those little numbers!

If you don’t believe me that these things are real you can check them out on the Trend Hunter’s website. I do like shiny objects but I think I will stick with good old silk and lace or even cotton so I can say “Rip it off baby!” and enjoy lingerie for what it is meant for!

The closest I am going to get to diamond lingerie is a diamond clit piercing!

Are diamonds not your thing or in your budget???? I don’t think I could spend 3/5 million dollars shopping at my favorite toy store Extreme Restraints but I would have a good time trying!

I do like to be EXTRA naughty around Christmas time! See if you can find me on Santa Baby! Can you guess who I am? Be sure to vote so I get something sparkling in my stocking!

Mary Carey Knocker Shocker

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OK, maybe it’s not all that shocking, but Mary Carey — adult performer, former California gubernatorial candidate and participant in the upcoming VH1 show “Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew” — is auctioning her erstwhile breast implants on eBay. At last peek, 67 bids had run the price tag up to $2,025, plus $12 for shipping.

“Now that I’m sober, I wanted a new physical state to go along with my new mental state,” Carey told Reuters. “I thought the auction would be a great way to spread some holiday cheer and to make sure someone out there has a Mary, Mary Christmas.”

As stocking stuffers go, this autographed, not-so-gently used stuffing is pretty impressive — and besides, the auction is for a good cause: A portion of the proceeds will benefit the Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Foundation. Carey’s grandmother had breast cancer.

Not to worry, Carey fans: The 27-year-old actress hasn’t gone entirely topless. She merely exchanged the 36D models for larger 36DDDs.

Image: Mary Carey

Adult Swim

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With the rallying cry “They’re just breasts!” a network of women has launched a campaign to gain the right to bathe topless in Sweden’s public pools. The women view the issue as one of equality. After all, men can bare their breasts with impunity.

“We want our breasts to be as ‘normal’ and desexualized as men’s, so that we too can pull off our shirts at football matches,” Astrid Hellroth and Liv Ambjörnsson, spokeswomen for Bara Bröst told Ottar, a magazine published by the Swedish Association for Sexuality Education. The Swedish term “Bara Bröst” means both “bare breasts” and “just breasts.”

The network was formed in September after two topless women were made to leave a public pool in Uppsala, Sweden, when they refused to cover up. Since then, several pools across Sweden have removed bare-breasted women from their premises.

Sweden’s Equal Opportunities Ombudsman is considering whether the idea merits further exploration.

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