Anyone out there like sex in the shower????

Me too… most of the time… I just finished my nightly walk and came home sweaty thinking a shower was just what I needed.  The thought of that hot water sliding down my body got me through those last few blocks to home.  Yes, some showers just feel better than others.  I was totally enjoying my citrus body soap and my muscles were just relaxing when I started wishing I had a bigger shower with a seat and a pulsating shower head.  Or just my guy naked!

And that got me thinking that if we had a bigger shower we could have sex in it… and that got me wondering about lube.  What kind of lube lasts in the shower???  I have tried lots of different lubes and I am still looking for that “perfect” water lube.  And guys, if you didn’t know this, there is nothing “wet” about water when you are having sex.  In fact, there is nothing that will make you want lube more than some underwater sex.

This got me thinking about a really wild power shower toy I saw at one of the AVN shows.  I can’t find the darn thing on line and I can’t remember the name of the company so if anyone out there knows please clue me in.  So of course that got me wondering what kind of fun shower toys are out there and I started cruising the AVN toy reviews and found The Bathroom Bondage Kit.  Who knew???

Why is that?  Does anyone out there know?  Why does this weird stuff go through my head?  I guess there are worse things than to have sex on your mind all the time.  LIKE NOT GETTING ANY!  Now that would suck!  Speaking of sucking… there is a naked man in my bed.

Gotta Go!

Licks n Kisses~

Cadence

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So many wicked thoughts run through my head every day that sometimes I find them hard to sort out. One of the most re-occurring fantasies has to do with a strap on. My favorite strap on is the one my lover bought me at Extreme Restraints. I like to think about making my lover moan with pleasure as I use it on him or her. I love to fuck my girlfriends and them make them suck “my cock”. I often wonder what it is that makes both men and women fantasize about strap ons. Is it the power, the wish to be the one who gives pleasure or just because it feels a little dirty? Men get to plunge deep into the depths and I think that most women wonder what that feels like. Even though you can’t shoot a load doesn’t mean that you can’t get the sense of the feeling. Why else would they make so many movies about it???? Everyone has thought about it… and those that say they haven’t… are lying. Check out the AVN site and you will find tons of great flix like Toys & Strap Ons or Strap on Sirenz 3. If those are not your style, how about Strap on Sally 22, Seduced by a Real Lesbian or even a how to DVD like Devinn Lane?s Guide to Strap-On Sex. With all the great DVD’s out there I can’t be the only one fascinated by this form of alternative sex. There are so many uses for this toy that I haven’t even tried them all yet. Girl’s… boys… so many things I could do… have done… maybe it is the power that I like after all.What about you??? What is your favorite brand??? Are you male or female???? Pitcher or catcher???I REALLY DO WANT TO KNOW! The best ideas are always shared!

Licks n Kisses!Cadence

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Masturbation is always a good time. I like mine slippery and loud. So here is the debate for the day… which lube is best?

My personal fav is Liquid Sin with it’s amazing silky texture. The company also makes Liquid O which makes for one hell of an orgasm. Liquid Sin stays nice and slippery for a long time, without becoming sticky or drying out! This means a little can go a long way. It’s also odorless, tasteless and fragrance free which means it won’t gross you out if you use it for a little help with a blow job!

What is your fav lube and why???? Lusty women want to know!

Licks n Kisses!

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Steak and Blow Job Day is simply the greatest holiday of the year, it even has it’s own website, SteakandBJDay.com.

Yep, really… better than Valentine’s Day (which I can’t help but agree with my friend calling it “the most patently manipulative holiday in the history of western civilization,” despite being madly in love myself); better than the financial and family-heavy burden of Christmas; even better than the green-beer laden St. Patrick’s Day that’s just around the corner.

Why is it so great? Because it combines two of my favorite things:

Steak: If you had to boil down my love of food to one item, it would be steak. There’s just something delectable about a perfectly cooked steak (that’s medium rare, rubbed in Lawry’s season salt and lemon pepper… so says this awesome steak lover in her ode to steak recipe here). Oh, bacon, I do love you so, but Bacon and Blow Job Day doesn’t sound as cool.

Blow Jobs: I really do love giving blow jobs. I love simply giving them; not just as a step to something more, or for any reason other than the sheer joy of watching a man’s eyes roll back into his head.

You see, for me, blow jobs are a close personal conversation with a penis; a conversation that can be quick and heated, or slow and sultry. I know you’ll be shocked to hear that I put my enthusiasm where my, um hmm, mouth (often) is, and teach blow job classes (online, locally, and across the US).

Sound like a great day to you, too? Then find your partner, and cook it up! Bonus points if you wear your official Steak and BJ Day t-shirt…

Don’t have a partner? Then you can celebrate my next favorite holiday, Hand Job and Salisbury Steak Day!

Happy suckin’…

~ Jenn

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It is masturbation Monday and I woke up in a twist…  It’s hard to think up new games when staying with the grandparents.  This is a “motor free” week so I had to do it the old fashioned way. 

It seemed a little creepy at first until I put myself in the zone where if I made one tiny noise I could hear a little voice that said I was bad and I had to stop and give myself a little pinch.  Then I allowed myself to start again.  This line of thinking got me so hot and crazy it didn’t take me long to cum! 

How did you start your week??

Licks n Kisses,

Cadence

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I was checking out some past winners of the Kimmy Awards and saw there were a couple of toys from Fun Factory that won.  Well Fun Factory lives up to it’s name!  I got my honey to but me a Laya Spot and now I don’t leave home without it! 

It’s small and shaped to cup you with a powerful motor that doesn’t quit!  It has several different “go modes” for whatever makes you throb.  If your looking for some portable fun on your long drive to work this toy is WORTH the investment!  Watch out in traffic though! I don’t know how you would explain THAT kind of accident to your insurance company!

Licks N Kisses!

Cadence

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Sex is good and pleasure is good for you. Laughter is the best medicine. OK… so let’s mix it up some and talk about wonderful sex stuff that makes you laugh.

My partner came home from a “straight shoot” aka a vanilla filming with a toy. Not just ANY toy but a vibrator that looks like a green inch (7″) worm! It was from a pilot that was filming about… well I can’t tell but it is usually brown and everyone walks on it and the stars name is something sexual like cocks. If your a TV buff you will probably figure it out.

Anyway… This green inch worm had me rolling on the floor when I saw it. It is German made and I wish I knew what company made it because I would buy more of their stuff! I am thinking it might be from Fun Factory but I can’t be sure. OMG! The motor on this baby ROCKS! The material is some sort of velvety feeling rubber and I am pretty sure my partner never wishes he brought it home. It goes with us everywhere. Not only does it make me cum, it makes me laugh whenever I look at it’s cute little face. What more can a girl ask for except lithium batteries? Ok, maybe someone to watch me use it… it’s always more fun with 2… or 3. If you like toys you should check out the Toy Awards also known as the Kimmy Awards on the AVN site. It is a GREAT resource for what is more bang for your buck!

I would really like more info on this toy if anyone out there knows what I am talking about. I am sure I saw this company at the Adult Entertainment Expo but I can’t find a card for the life of me.

Licks n Kisses

Cadence

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Holy cow of all embarrassments! We had some family in from out of town for the holidays with their chew monster of a dog. Yes, I think your getting the picture… well maybe not. I have this really great mouth gag shaped like a dog bone with leather straps that go around the subby’s head. How is it that this bowser found THAT toy in my MAJOR stash of toys?

If your wondering what something like that might look like, check out the Extreme Restraints Site. Mine is not exactly like that one but you get the idea. Imagine our faces as we looked at each other and our guests not willing to speak up as to what belongs to whom.

Merry Fricken Christmas an pass the Milk Bones. Oh well…. it made for quite a naughty session on how to keep your toys locked up and what happens when you don’t. If you can’t laugh about sex, life isn’t worth living!

Licks n Kisses!

Cadence

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With Christmas just around the corner I thought I would look around the web for the best freebies and pass them on to all of you as my gift to YOU!

Hot Movies is giving away 15 Min of free time!

Discreet Desire is doing a buy one get one free and free shipping too!

Got Flix is giving you 14 DAYS of FREE ADULT DVD Rentals!

You could win 2 Free Tickets to the AVN Award just for VOTING for your favorite Hottie in the Santa Baby Contest! And don’t forget to check out the Adult Entertainment Expo coming up in January! This is where we ALL get to get up close and personal with our favorite Porn Stars!

If you help them by voting for your favorite SANTA BABY Hottie you could win the SANTA BABY Swag Bag, worth more than $200!

The SANTA BABY Swag Bag includes:

~ Red-hot Adult ToyBox from For Your Nymphomation
~ Elegant stainless steel njoy pure wand from njoy toys
~ Silky Do Not Disturb Kit from Sportsheets
~ Tasty Raspberry Vanilla Body Dust from Good Vibrations
~ Wet fun with a 4 oz. size H2O Water-Based Lubricant from Sliquid
~ And more!

They are going to select one winner at random from registered voters on December 22! Quick everyone there are only a few days left!

I did the work for you! Licks and kisses! Merry Christmas!

Cadence

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