How many times have you wanted to text, email or simply yell your innermost feelings to someone who irks you completely out of your gourd? For times when words and technology fail you, these handy little hooters just might save the day. Mean Bags are hand-embroidered and deliberately sewn with hostility and mean-spiritedness in mind. Filled with jasmine rice, the tiny testaments to testiness are available with a variety of heartfelt sentiments (only a few of which are shown above) — or, if you’re feeling particularly pissy, you can request a custom message. Perfect for aggressively venting one’s passive-aggressive tendencies, Mean Bags hold the potential to give the phrase “getting in someone’s face” a whole new complexion.

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