Staying at home tonight???  We are, and what better way to spend a sexy evening at home than with a hot movie.  This week it’s my choice and I want to see a litte more of that hottie Stormy Daniels.  I picked up Operation Desert Stormy.  What is your favorite Stormy movie??? Or better yet who do you think is the hottest star???

If your not sure and you want to meet them all, you should go to the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo in Vegas.  We went last year and had a blast.  We didn’t get much sleep and came back EXHAUSTED!  And of course we are already planning for next year.  The show is Jan 8-11th.  It is sensory overload in a good way!

Hmmm… Maybe I will stop by the Hollywood Hustler store on my way home from work and pick up a spare movie!  Lucky for me they are just down the street!

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We are looking for something fun to do for the weekend!  Anyone out there have any ideas????  We found some interesting stuff on The Floating World.  We are trying to decide between a strip club or one of the parties listed on float.  Some real input would be nice!

What’s your favorite club???  Are there any must see dancers??? WE NEED SOME ENTERTAINMENT!

 Anyone????

Licks n kisses!

Cadence

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So many wicked thoughts run through my head every day that sometimes I find them hard to sort out. One of the most re-occurring fantasies has to do with a strap on. My favorite strap on is the one my lover bought me at Extreme Restraints. I like to think about making my lover moan with pleasure as I use it on him or her. I love to fuck my girlfriends and them make them suck “my cock”. I often wonder what it is that makes both men and women fantasize about strap ons. Is it the power, the wish to be the one who gives pleasure or just because it feels a little dirty? Men get to plunge deep into the depths and I think that most women wonder what that feels like. Even though you can’t shoot a load doesn’t mean that you can’t get the sense of the feeling. Why else would they make so many movies about it???? Everyone has thought about it… and those that say they haven’t… are lying. Check out the AVN site and you will find tons of great flix like Toys & Strap Ons or Strap on Sirenz 3. If those are not your style, how about Strap on Sally 22, Seduced by a Real Lesbian or even a how to DVD like Devinn Lane?s Guide to Strap-On Sex. With all the great DVD’s out there I can’t be the only one fascinated by this form of alternative sex. There are so many uses for this toy that I haven’t even tried them all yet. Girl’s… boys… so many things I could do… have done… maybe it is the power that I like after all.What about you??? What is your favorite brand??? Are you male or female???? Pitcher or catcher???I REALLY DO WANT TO KNOW! The best ideas are always shared!

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Masturbation is always a good time. I like mine slippery and loud. So here is the debate for the day… which lube is best?

My personal fav is Liquid Sin with it’s amazing silky texture. The company also makes Liquid O which makes for one hell of an orgasm. Liquid Sin stays nice and slippery for a long time, without becoming sticky or drying out! This means a little can go a long way. It’s also odorless, tasteless and fragrance free which means it won’t gross you out if you use it for a little help with a blow job!

What is your fav lube and why???? Lusty women want to know!

Licks n Kisses!

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With so many swing parties and groups out there which one do you choose???? Club Amnesty recently got shut down by somebody with a big mouth and a small brain yakking to the OC Register reporters trying to get her 15 min of fame. Well, she managed to destroy a REALLY great club while trying to get some personal publicity for her aging porn career (Jillian Foxxx), giving the industry a bad name. She got her picture in the OC Register… wow… and now that club that worked for 3 years building a hot swing spot is no more.That being said, there are some really great places still left and some ones that are just about to open! If you want the up to date news on where to go with your sweetie for a hot night of flirting and fun, you should check out a site I found on yahoo called the LifestylePartyConnection.

So let’s all keep our mouths shut, our legs spread and our minds open and have a good time!

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Yes, our very own Sherri Shaulis managed to score a one-on-one with Ranae Shrider — former lover and continuing roommate to Verne Troyer a.k.a. Mini Me from the Austin Powers films — in which Shrider opens up extensively about the Mini Me inside her.

Shrider gets rather weepy at one point, painting a picture of being spurned for love by Troyer, and what we’re left wondering after seeing the interview is … well, pretty much the same thing we were wondering beforehand: How the hell does a full-grown woman have sex with Verne Troyer?! We’re just not quite grasping the mechanics of it, is all.

Then of course there’s the question of whether Shrider in fact leaked her and Troyer’s sex tape to TMZ and others, as opposed to its being “stolen” from their home, as Troyer claimed in his lawsuit against the celebrity gossip site for posting portions of it.

To which we must respond: Yeah, because if you’re a burglar who finds him- (or her)self in Verne Troyer’s apartment, the one thing you’re not leaving without is that sex tape you just know he made and has lying around there somewhere.

Did Shrider put the tape out there as an act of revenge? To make some quick cash? To prove that she wasn’t lying when she told all her friends she rode the Mini Me trolly to Orgasm Town?

You decide! Watch the interview here.

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Steak and Blow Job Day is simply the greatest holiday of the year, it even has it’s own website, SteakandBJDay.com.

Yep, really… better than Valentine’s Day (which I can’t help but agree with my friend calling it “the most patently manipulative holiday in the history of western civilization,” despite being madly in love myself); better than the financial and family-heavy burden of Christmas; even better than the green-beer laden St. Patrick’s Day that’s just around the corner.

Why is it so great? Because it combines two of my favorite things:

Steak: If you had to boil down my love of food to one item, it would be steak. There’s just something delectable about a perfectly cooked steak (that’s medium rare, rubbed in Lawry’s season salt and lemon pepper… so says this awesome steak lover in her ode to steak recipe here). Oh, bacon, I do love you so, but Bacon and Blow Job Day doesn’t sound as cool.

Blow Jobs: I really do love giving blow jobs. I love simply giving them; not just as a step to something more, or for any reason other than the sheer joy of watching a man’s eyes roll back into his head.

You see, for me, blow jobs are a close personal conversation with a penis; a conversation that can be quick and heated, or slow and sultry. I know you’ll be shocked to hear that I put my enthusiasm where my, um hmm, mouth (often) is, and teach blow job classes (online, locally, and across the US).

Sound like a great day to you, too? Then find your partner, and cook it up! Bonus points if you wear your official Steak and BJ Day t-shirt…

Don’t have a partner? Then you can celebrate my next favorite holiday, Hand Job and Salisbury Steak Day!

Happy suckin’…

~ Jenn

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It is masturbation Monday and I woke up in a twist…  It’s hard to think up new games when staying with the grandparents.  This is a “motor free” week so I had to do it the old fashioned way. 

It seemed a little creepy at first until I put myself in the zone where if I made one tiny noise I could hear a little voice that said I was bad and I had to stop and give myself a little pinch.  Then I allowed myself to start again.  This line of thinking got me so hot and crazy it didn’t take me long to cum! 

How did you start your week??

Licks n Kisses,

Cadence

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Starting with the good ol’ FUFMe.com’s remote sex solution (the domain is no longer, but it’s archived here) to the always amusing build-your-own-gerbiling-toy from RealHamster.com, spoof sites make my day.

But now, ladies, there’s a site for us girls! PornforGirlsbyGirls.com has it all… from girl-OFF-girl action to videos of men doing hot things like buttoning wedding dresses and giving finger massages!

Or not.

But it made me smile, anyway. For an extra serving of humor, poke around their other sites like PoorMatch.com and CrackBook.com…

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Holy cow of all embarrassments! We had some family in from out of town for the holidays with their chew monster of a dog. Yes, I think your getting the picture… well maybe not. I have this really great mouth gag shaped like a dog bone with leather straps that go around the subby’s head. How is it that this bowser found THAT toy in my MAJOR stash of toys?

If your wondering what something like that might look like, check out the Extreme Restraints Site. Mine is not exactly like that one but you get the idea. Imagine our faces as we looked at each other and our guests not willing to speak up as to what belongs to whom.

Merry Fricken Christmas an pass the Milk Bones. Oh well…. it made for quite a naughty session on how to keep your toys locked up and what happens when you don’t. If you can’t laugh about sex, life isn’t worth living!

Licks n Kisses!

Cadence

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