Yes, our very own Sherri Shaulis managed to score a one-on-one with Ranae Shrider — former lover and continuing roommate to Verne Troyer a.k.a. Mini Me from the Austin Powers films — in which Shrider opens up extensively about the Mini Me inside her.

Shrider gets rather weepy at one point, painting a picture of being spurned for love by Troyer, and what we’re left wondering after seeing the interview is … well, pretty much the same thing we were wondering beforehand: How the hell does a full-grown woman have sex with Verne Troyer?! We’re just not quite grasping the mechanics of it, is all.

Then of course there’s the question of whether Shrider in fact leaked her and Troyer’s sex tape to TMZ and others, as opposed to its being “stolen” from their home, as Troyer claimed in his lawsuit against the celebrity gossip site for posting portions of it.

To which we must respond: Yeah, because if you’re a burglar who finds him- (or her)self in Verne Troyer’s apartment, the one thing you’re not leaving without is that sex tape you just know he made and has lying around there somewhere.

Did Shrider put the tape out there as an act of revenge? To make some quick cash? To prove that she wasn’t lying when she told all her friends she rode the Mini Me trolly to Orgasm Town?

You decide! Watch the interview here.

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Fantasy Diamond Bras? OMG… It’s 3.5 million for an A Cup! How much to cover my D+? I want just an hour with a REAL woman who has one of these bras. Not just a model but some woman who’s man actually bought her one of these! I think an hour is enough time to figure out how to get her to teach me how to give a better blow job, because she is obviously AMAZING!

Of course I could probably “bone up” on the subject by watching American Blow Job Queen 4 by Summer Haze’s production company New Porn Order. This series of BJ flicks have some of the BEST looking new comers as well as my favorite industry girls showing off their talents and secrets as they go for the Blow Job Queen title. And you can see all the action in HD! Hot Damn it’s High Definition!

I know you men out there drool over these girls, hell I do too. If it were me in that Diamond Bikini I would be worried if would rust if I got it wet! And how could you stop it from getting wet???? There is no girl on this planet that wouldn’t get moist wearing all that glitters! I wouldn’t mind seeing Gianna Lynn in one of those little numbers!

If you don’t believe me that these things are real you can check them out on the Trend Hunter’s website. I do like shiny objects but I think I will stick with good old silk and lace or even cotton so I can say “Rip it off baby!” and enjoy lingerie for what it is meant for!

The closest I am going to get to diamond lingerie is a diamond clit piercing!

Are diamonds not your thing or in your budget???? I don’t think I could spend 3/5 million dollars shopping at my favorite toy store Extreme Restraints but I would have a good time trying!

I do like to be EXTRA naughty around Christmas time! See if you can find me on Santa Baby! Can you guess who I am? Be sure to vote so I get something sparkling in my stocking!

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Ever the public servant, Maxim has published a list of the worst mainstream sex scenes of all time. If any of these eight movies is on your holiday wish list, you might want to reconsider lest you be psychologically scarred forever, as Maxim suggests. The bad-sex hall of shame includes Hollywood royalty like Jack Nicholson (The Shining), temptresses like Sharon Stone (Casino), extreme puppet action (Team America: World Police) and — of course — the notoriously notorious Bennifer in the notoriously bad Gigli. Clips of the scenes are available for your mortification.

As for us, we think we’ll stick with Maxim’s Girlfriends, like the wholesome treat above.

Images: Maxim, Maxim Girlfriends

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Victoria Beckham, aka Posh Spice, will join the ranks of celebrity nudes who grace charity T-shirts by designer Marc Jacobs. Beckham’s “sexy but tasteful” pose will adorn a 2008 line of shirts that in 2006 exposed Julianna Moore, Dita Von Teese and Naomi Campbell.

A portion of the proceeds from the sale of the shirts will benefit skin cancer research and treatment, according to the Mirror.

Image: MavrixPhoto

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The Daily Star is reporting the rumored tiff between pop diva Britney Spears and celebutante Paris Hilton has gotten even uglier. According to the Star, an insider revealed a threatening note passed between the two advised Paris that unless she stops snubbing Brit and pals, they’ll leak another shocking sex tape revealing even more delicious tidbits about the One Night in Paris star’s sexuality. The Star’s source told the tabloid “the tape shows footage of Paris locking lips with one of Britney’s female friends at a party.”

Image: Jonathan Soto Friolo for Newscom

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Adult superstar Jenna Jameson and Heatherette designer Richie Rich plan to open a bar in New York’s Chinatown, according to the New York Post. Although they won’t reveal the exact location, Rich said the club will occupy the site of a former whorehouse. Reportedly opening in 2008, the club will be named The General Store and will include a shop featuring Rich’s designs.

Images: Jenna Jameson

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Ever wondered what a supermodel looks like naked? Sadly, it’s not all that thrilling, as evidenced by Kate Moss’ recent topless romp with an unidentified “muscle man” at a Mexican resort. According to News of the World, Moss, 33, “seemed more granny than supermodel.”

Images: SplashNews

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In a world gone made for gonzo, it’s comforting to know there’s someone like Mr. Skin keeping an eye out for softcore mainstream moments lesser mortals might miss. Marissa Tomei’s revealing role in Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead topped the celebrity skin expert’s list of the best cinematic exposures of 2007.

“2007 was a surprisingly strong year for big-screen nudity,” Mr. Skin said of the list. “In fact, you could say it ranks among this decade’s very breast!”

The rest of the Top 20:

2. Keeley Hazell, Cashback
3. Natalie Portman, Hotel Chevalier
4. Christina Ricci, Black Snake Moan
5. Sienna Miller, Factory Girl
6. Roselyn Sanchez, Yellow
7. Malin Ackerman, The Heartbreak Kid
8. Eva Mendes, We Own the Night
9. Lena Headey, 300
10. Stormy Daniels and Nautica Thorne, Knocked Up
11. Alexa Davalos, Feast of Love
12. Chelan Simmons, Good Luck Chuck
13. Wei Tang, Lust, Caution
14. Ashley Judd, Bug
15. Olivia Wilder, Alpha Dog
16. Ana Claudia Talancon, Alone With Her
17. Danielle Harris, Halloween
18. Heather Matarazzo, Hostel: Part II
19. Amber Valetta, The Last Time
20. Lucy Liu, Blood Hunter

Image: WireImage

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It’s not like we haven’t seen them before, but pop diva Britney Spears’ naughty bits reportedly made another public appearance at the Hustler Hollywood store on Sunset Boulevard in Hollywood, Calif. Maybe ex-hubby K-Fed left her bereft of undergarments during the divorce or maybe she’s allergic to panties, but store employees said Spears lost her temper when she was told she couldn’t try on a selection of sexy lingerie in the store’s fitting rooms — so she treated employees and customers alike to a public pubic fashion show instead. Let’s just hope she’s toned things up a bit since that embarrassing ”comeback” episode at the MTV Video Music Awards.

Of course, the “baby fat” may be due to an actual baby. In Touch Weekly magazine is offering photos of the text messages it exchanged with the reputed father-to-be of Spears’ alleged third ”baby bump,” music producer J.R. Rotem. Rotem reportedly texted the magazine “It’s true” and “No clue what she will do [about the pregnancy]. She is unpredictable.” (Does that qualify for the Understatement of the Year Award?) Spears continues to deny she’s pregnant.

Image: Getty Images

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If there was any lingering doubt that Kim Kardashian could light fires with that famous tush of hers, a December pictorial in Playboy will remove it. Sadly, Kardashian appears to have become the target of more than just butt admirers. TMZ reports Kardashian and sister Kourtney were relieved of some high-dollar “excess baggage” during an impromptu autograph session at JFK airport. Among the dearly departed valuables, according to a source, are $50,000-worth of diamond jewelry, a Cartier watch and Kardashian’s laptop and digicam (the contents of which may show up on the Internet any day now).

Image: Playboy

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