OK, maybe it’s not all that shocking, but Mary Carey — adult performer, former California gubernatorial candidate and participant in the upcoming VH1 show “Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew” — is auctioning her erstwhile breast implants on eBay. At last peek, 67 bids had run the price tag up to $2,025, plus $12 for shipping.

“Now that I’m sober, I wanted a new physical state to go along with my new mental state,” Carey told Reuters. “I thought the auction would be a great way to spread some holiday cheer and to make sure someone out there has a Mary, Mary Christmas.”

As stocking stuffers go, this autographed, not-so-gently used stuffing is pretty impressive — and besides, the auction is for a good cause: A portion of the proceeds will benefit the Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Foundation. Carey’s grandmother had breast cancer.

Not to worry, Carey fans: The 27-year-old actress hasn’t gone entirely topless. She merely exchanged the 36D models for larger 36DDDs.

Image: Mary Carey

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