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A Joke From Matt Zane

“A wife tells her husband, ‘A bull can fuck 3,000 times a year. Why can’t you?’ The husband says, ‘Ask the bull if he has to fuck the same cow every time.”

— Randomly sent as a text message.

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3 comments:

  1. Anonymous, 30. July 2008, 13:17

    Is Matt Zane singing “Gypsies, Tramps and Thives” in that picture?

    By the way, like his movies, his joke sucks.

     
  2. James Ulysses Jones, 30. July 2008, 13:26

    Is Matt Zane singing “Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves” in that picture?

    By the way, his joke is about as funny as a raging case of herpes.

     
  3. Pete Warren, 31. July 2008, 11:21

    Is the post above from the same person who wrote the one above that, only to realize he (or) she had misspelled “Thieves,” but had no way to delete it so attempted to save face by adding another post with a name this time and a reworded insult to Matt’s joke?

    By the way, a raging case of herpes *can* actually be pretty funny if, say, it’s someone like Pat Robertson or Jamie Lynn Spears who gets it, and not you.

     

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