Seen/Heard

We’re Pretty Sure She Eats the Pink Kind

“She doesn’t eat any tacos.”

— José, a security guard at a Porn Valley smut shop, whilst examining the box for The Private Life of Angel Dark.

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4 comments:

  1. James Ulysses Jones, 23. July 2008, 11:49

    “Whilst?” Is that supposed to add a sheen of “class” to this drivel? I wonder if José is impressed that he’s being quoted on the illustrious AVN blog.

     
  2. Pete Warren, 23. July 2008, 14:26

    Oh man, I’m feeling a twinge of nostalgia here … a blast from the heady days of the original AVN Blog’s existence, when myself and other (since moved on) AVN writers would get bombarded with hate and bile from anonymous internet prowlers who found us so worthless and unbearable, they just had to keep coming back to read what we had to say and shit on it. Hang on, I’m gettin’ a little teary-eyed … you guys are just so special! The end of Annie Hall comes to mind … “Seems like oooooold tiiiiiiimes …”

     
  3. chloe, 23. July 2008, 15:52

    Yeah, it’s amazing how there is still plenty to make fun of you for even in a one-sentence “blog,” isn’t it, Peter? And yeah, and i’m feeling nostalgic also for those “heady” days when you made yourself look even more foolish arguing with people who mocked your blogs, then deleted comments of anyone who disagreed with you, then eventually refused to approve any criticism of your posts whatsoever. Yes, those were the days! I for one am thrilled that we are no longer denied your insider’s take on the world of porn bbqs and the goings-on in the doorways of Valley sleaze shops. I’m breathless for more!

     
  4. Pete Warren, 23. July 2008, 23:46

    I know, I’m a real blog comment Nazi. I will stop at nothing to ruthlessly censor anybody who has anything bad to say about me or my blogs. Isn’t it obvious? Also, I singlehandedly dictate everything that is or is not published by any and all branches of the AVN Media Network, and pretty much wield omnipotent control over the entire porn industry. What can I say? I’m just that powerful. So please do continue to hang so anxiously on my every word, lest I be forced to smite thee.

     

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